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		<title>Crossing</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 01:03:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A dense line of trucks signals our approach to the Nicaragua/Costa Rica border. All the names and logos on the sides of the trucks are familiar. Dole. Chiquita. All headed north &#8212; a few more days and a few thousand miles, and these will all end up in my local supermarket. Wedged in between the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snazzy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=764004&amp;post=394&amp;subd=snazzy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Scenes from Nicaragua</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The chicken bus bounces jarringly down the unpaved dusty Nicaraguan road &#8212; less a road than a rut &#8212; lush greenery and rust-colored shacks of Ometepe island scrolling by the window. Passengers and sacks of fertilizer heaped at the back of the bus bounce and sway rhythmically with every dip and hump. Thanks to joke [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snazzy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=764004&amp;post=391&amp;subd=snazzy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Melly Chlistmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 17:54:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like ordering cheap Chinese crap off the Internet as holiday presents to myself. The product descriptions are a wonderful bonus. Here&#8217;s the latest one that I purchased. Bonus points if you can guess what this product is. After the test proved that this &#8220;Bingo&#8221; special than music waterproof camera sets can arrive 20-meter deep [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snazzy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=764004&amp;post=380&amp;subd=snazzy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pillow Talk</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2011 14:57:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an atypical fit of hippieness, I ordered a buckwheat-hull pillow on the Internet from this company. According to various online sources, sleeping on buckwheat hulls is ergonomic and all-natural and is the best defense against succubi and so on, not that I&#8217;m sure I want to be defended against succubi because, hey, a man [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snazzy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=764004&amp;post=376&amp;subd=snazzy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Most predictable sequel ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 03:27:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-utah-hiker-rescue-20110926,0,3578062.story Man watches 127 Hours &#8212; a movie about a hiker who sets out into the Utah desert without telling anyone where he&#8217;s going, suffers a grievous injury in a fall near Little Blue John Canyon, and spends days in the wilderness, surviving only through sheer force of will and blind luck &#8212; and gets [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snazzy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=764004&amp;post=373&amp;subd=snazzy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Never Forget to Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 14:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[friend: What are you up to this weekend? Are you going to any of the 9/11 celebrations? me: I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s the word they use. &#160;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snazzy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=764004&amp;post=370&amp;subd=snazzy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Lost in Translation</title>
		<link>http://snazzy.wordpress.com/2011/09/05/lost-in-translation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 04:04:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This movie clip is too good not to share. English dialogue: &#8220;Listen you stupid fuck-faced bitch, if you hurt one hair on his sweet little head, I will take your fucking ass and I will fuck you with a twelve-inch strapon.&#8221; Russian dubbing: &#8220;If you do not drop all the charges, I will file a complaint [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snazzy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=764004&amp;post=361&amp;subd=snazzy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rise of the Planet of the Apes: The Shooting Script</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 04:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES Shooting Script OPEN ON: Jungle. In the introductory sequence, we show the apes being captured and shipped off to a drug-testing company. This is important lest the viewers think that the apes at the drug testing company in the next scene arrived there through abiogenesis. We then flash [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snazzy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=764004&amp;post=335&amp;subd=snazzy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 13:02:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After using a company&#8217;s &#8220;Contact Us&#8221; web form, I received the following email, reproduced verbatim: From: &#60;Your Company&#62; your@email.com Dear {FullName:value}, we received your contact request. Someone will get back to you by {ContactBy:value} soon. That&#8217;s reassuring.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snazzy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=764004&amp;post=332&amp;subd=snazzy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Best of the Best</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2011 01:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever notice that attaching a bunch of qualifiers to a superlative has a net negative effect? Seeing a plaque advertising &#8220;The world&#8217;s longest walkable elevated steel cantilever bridge&#8221; just makes me feel bad for the bridge. I mean, really, bridge, that&#8217;s how you try to make yourself feel better? By adding enough technicalities to proclaim [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snazzy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=764004&amp;post=325&amp;subd=snazzy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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